zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

(via dingdongyouarewrong)

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

(via fake-mermaid)

aschoolgirlcrush:

please don’t use oreos as mascara elf has mascara for $1

(via thackerybinx01)

sydriansmadness:

pinkmanjesse :

does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer

(via come-back-to-my-palace)

kngshxt:

420dongsquad:

314eater:

whats cooler than being cool?

financial stability

alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

(via come-back-to-my-palace)

doomsfallibal:

my taste in fanfiction goes from

to

in 0.5 seconds

(via zouisvibez)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

[x]

(via hiddlemydiddle-deactivated20160)